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NEWS: May 21
We just recorded our CD and it sounds fucking pro as none otha'. We added a "Songs" page and you can download our songs from that. We are going to be getting shows and doin babies. Here is the new tracks we made:
Warm Blue
Forever
Chloe
Bill Cosby
Loot
Cracked Marble
Damn were cool
APRIL 17:
We played our show and it was good. We also talked to Chain and we did have a show for the 8th of May but that won't work but he said he will try and get us something soon, so stay tuned in or whatever anus-eaters.
APRIL 10:
Our show is on this saturday the 13th at chain reaction in aneheim. If you want to get directions or any of that stupid shit then go to http://allages.com go fuck all 'yall selves sluts. Master "TJ" Crane has said he might, and im not sure of this yet, he might roll around on stage. . . .thats funny shit
MAR 3:
Incase you were thinking of not going to our show that is on April 13th at Chain Reaction in Aneheim, well I've got this friend who will kick your ass, you might know him, his name is. . . . . . .SINBAD!!!....Yeah you better watch the fuck out motherfuckers, hes gonna fuck you up. He big and black(ish) so be scared
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FEB 19:
Hello all nothing is happening with the band right now. We are just getting cooler. If you need to contact us go to our bios (wink wink). I added that (I am cool).
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FEB 11:
HEY HEY HEY! Today is good but thursday will be gooder, do you know why?
Because it's Fred's Birthday!!!!
Everyone loves Fred.
On thursday if you see Fred give him a big hug. . .And hit him in the balls.
We might antique him.
It will be cool. JAN 19:
We beat the spin. i am sooo fucking happy. shit the spin sucks, the bands were better this year. I know who the best band was. . .US YOU FUCKING RETARDED PUSSY BITCH HOEBAGS. BYE!!!!!!
JAN 04:
We had our show. It was OK, we did OK, everything was ok. I have no legs.
DEC 16:
GO TO OUR SHOW PEOPLE WILL FUCK YOU. . .CONSTANTLY. Well, nothing new. Nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new I eat poo? nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new nothing new DEC 16:
Happy Chanukah! Hey I bet all you chanukers got buttloads of money. Well intead of buying Rodney Dangerfeild's new CD why don't you buy one of our fucking tickets you stupid pussy bitches. What the fuck is wrong with you fuckers, shit goddamn it fuck. Rodney Dangerfeild is a pussy, were not. We are also playing with OTC and 305 and some other super good bands. So if you don't like our band then I'll fuck you up but you can still see those other bands and leave before we play. But if I were you I would stay because we hired a bunch of prostitutes to come in when we are playing and start walking around naked and doing weird shit with their vaginas. So come and see our little Donkey Show. Pussy. DEC 8:
I watched the pornos. They were pretty good. There were lesbians and anal sex, it was cool. DEC 7:
Today I got a porno. I haven't watched it yey but it is Pamela Anderson when she had huge tits, I'll tell you all about it. We are selling tickets to our show on the 30th at Hogue Barmichaels, so buy tickets. Bitch. DEC 6:
Mrs Twoballs got all pissed at us for pretending to be in gangs, so if you see her flash some gang signs and knock her stupid bitch ass over. Good night. DEC 3:
Max and Alex, bring me my porno I have money.
-----BEN* DEC 2:
We just booked a show at Hogue Barmichaels. Tickets are $7, it's on Dec 30 (the day before new years), there is a full bar for those who are 21 and up. Doors open around 6:30-7:00, the concert starts at 7:30 and there are six bands. So stop fucking being a stupid lazy whore and pick your fat skank ass up and steal like $10 from your parents and go. Hogue Barmichaels is located at 3950 Campus Drive in NB by JW Airport. For more info call (949)261-6270. |
